Pleased to meet you, Montenegro.

Now THIS is a backyard -- my Montenegrin backyard for the month, to be exact. It's impossibly pretty on the Bay of Kotor; I've actually gotten actively angry at the lovely scenery, particularly in moments when I've been so distracted by yet another pretty view that I miss a step going down to the water or nearly walk off of a pier into the water. Could it be a little less majestic, please? 

(I'll try to cope.)